Showing posts with label bidet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bidet. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Random Banter (or, Irreconcilable Differences)

Hubby (while installing our new Swash 300 bidet): I understand this thing is so good it will make your knees weak.
Me: That so?
Hubby: Yup... Swashbuckling.

Personally, I'm pretty sure I'd win anything I want in the divorce.