I have come up with a brilliant answer to the bank bailout mess. It's posted on my "professional" [koff] blog, Style & Angst.
I smell Nobel Prize! I'm expecting a call from Obama at any moment.
Superrrrrr Geeeenius: I Have Just Resolved the Whole Bank Bailout Debacle
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Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, July 17, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
HaiCuckoo - The Gaming of the Shrew
Palin, "I resign!"
Gunning for a new spotlight
Now she'll hunt big bucks
Gunning for a new spotlight
Now she'll hunt big bucks
Monday, July 13, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Monday, July 6, 2009
So, Tell Me... What's News With You?
Did you know these things happened last week?
The House passed the climate change bill.
Nine staff members of the British embassy in Tehran were arrested in connection with the country’s post-election unrest, two remain in custody and will stand trial, and Iran recalled its ambassador to Britain.
The Honduran military staged a coup against their President and exiled him.
A Yemeni ariliner with 150 aboard crashed in the Indian Ocean, 1 survived.
Al Franken was declared the winner of the Minnesota Senate seat.
The U.S. launched a major operation in Afghanistan, the "most significant" marine encounter yet.
North Korea fired test missiles off its east coast.
The U.S. unemployment rate reached its highest in 26 years.
The Kremlin has given the U.S. permission to ship weapons to Afghanistan across Russia.
Sarah Palin resigned her governorship of Alaska.
Oh... and MICHAEL JACKSON DIED!!! OMG!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????? And I bet with all this other important stuff going on, you didn't EVEN KNOW! Loser!
The House passed the climate change bill.
Nine staff members of the British embassy in Tehran were arrested in connection with the country’s post-election unrest, two remain in custody and will stand trial, and Iran recalled its ambassador to Britain.
The Honduran military staged a coup against their President and exiled him.
A Yemeni ariliner with 150 aboard crashed in the Indian Ocean, 1 survived.
Al Franken was declared the winner of the Minnesota Senate seat.
The U.S. launched a major operation in Afghanistan, the "most significant" marine encounter yet.
North Korea fired test missiles off its east coast.
The U.S. unemployment rate reached its highest in 26 years.
The Kremlin has given the U.S. permission to ship weapons to Afghanistan across Russia.
Sarah Palin resigned her governorship of Alaska.
Oh... and MICHAEL JACKSON DIED!!! OMG!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????? And I bet with all this other important stuff going on, you didn't EVEN KNOW! Loser!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Nancy Grace-Less on HLN (or "A Special Comment")
Nancy? We know Caley is dead. It's no longer breaking news.
Nancy? We know Haleigh is missing. It's no longer breaking news.
Nancy? We know you had twins. It never was breaking news. It never was *news.*
HLN? We know Nancy is obnoxious, irritating and unbearably repetitive. Granted, she's better than Glenn Beck (who wouldn't be?), but really... is this the best you can do? Really truly? You don't have a test screen you could display for that hour or sumthin'?
Keith? You *so* rock.
Nancy? Thank you... for inspiring me to change the channel.
Nancy? We know Haleigh is missing. It's no longer breaking news.
Nancy? We know you had twins. It never was breaking news. It never was *news.*
HLN? We know Nancy is obnoxious, irritating and unbearably repetitive. Granted, she's better than Glenn Beck (who wouldn't be?), but really... is this the best you can do? Really truly? You don't have a test screen you could display for that hour or sumthin'?
Keith? You *so* rock.
Nancy? Thank you... for inspiring me to change the channel.
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