Nancy? We know Caley is dead. It's no longer breaking news.
Nancy? We know Haleigh is missing. It's no longer breaking news.
Nancy? We know you had twins. It never was breaking news. It never was *news.*
HLN? We know Nancy is obnoxious, irritating and unbearably repetitive. Granted, she's better than Glenn Beck (who wouldn't be?), but really... is this the best you can do? Really truly? You don't have a test screen you could display for that hour or sumthin'?
Keith? You *so* rock.
Nancy? Thank you... for inspiring me to change the channel.