Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Brain Banage

Watching the news of late and the fear mongering emanating from such far right brainiacs as Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity regarding the heretofore imaginary gun ban, as well as the YouTube videos being made by paranoid gun owners urging other paranoids to purchase guns and ammo "before Obama takes away your rights and bans firearms," it suddenly dawned on me that an awful lot of people who own guns are apparently just too damn stupid to own guns. I propose we do away with background checks prior to gun ownership and instead institute an IQ test. Problem solved. Now, how to stop those who aren't smart enough to be parents from procreating... at least we'd end up with a well-armed society in every possible aspect.

4 comments:

rschmidt said...

Loosing your right to carry an assault weapon is like being demasculated.

Susan Maxwell Schmidt said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! Do you think the guy who thought "demasculated" was a word owns a gun? BET HE DOES!!! :D

N.R.Deva said...

I found you on Plinky and I really do enjoy your realistic view on life! You cannot beat someone who speaks their mind. Go you! I am now following you.

Susan Maxwell Schmidt said...

Hey Deva, welcome to the abyss!