Bichon Frise. Small fluffy dogs that are commonly referred to as "walking stuffed animals," almost unbearably cute. Perennial favorites at national dog shows and fabulous pets that shed hardly at all. A French breed, they are recognized by their pristine white coat, manicured appearance, and are even known to take pride in their "do" when freshly groomed.
This is what a bichon is SUPPOSED to look like:
But does my angel, my tiny Petunia, my sweet little baby, look like this?
Of course not. Or as the French would say, au contraire.
THIS is MY bichon:
Yup. Soooooooo mine.